Noone gives a damn about twitter.

If someone constantly pestered you with texts or unbearably ran up to you every 5 minutes saying, 'i r eatin' a toastie' or 'i just let rip a massive trump on the bus' you'd quickly find your patience reaching the end of your tether quickly. What type of self obsessed, inferiority riddled idiot needs to update us with every trivial and mundane detail? I don't need or want to know about what all the boring rubbish you need to do today or the contents of your latest and greatest yet stool sample. If you really are that pathetic and can't keep these things to your internal though dialogue, go and have a lovely old chat with a tree, or preferably that steamroller coming ever so slowly towards you in the distance, and you'll realise how much a wasted life it is, and how we're all lost in a infinite void condemned to die, and how the world is doomed to end, and all human civilisation if for nought.

Um, anyway, you may have noticed the general tone of this entry is pretty downbeat. Well, what i can't really comprehend is, how people can like it. In fact, it seems to me it's overblown in it's use - i bet 2/3 of 'twiterrers' (JIZZCOCKS TO A MAN.) use it sparingly if at all. The only real reason it's so damn popular is it's given the already general awful institution that is British Journalism another tiny little teeny weeny peep hole in to what all those rotten-crotched, syphyllis infested celebrities had for lunch, and then puked up in a classy london club 20 mins later.

And even more so, the celebrities don't even do it to improve their status at all. They use it to stroke their egos and show off how many are listening to what they're saying. They're just masturbating their own egos and pandering to the good old power delusions.

Twitter is the high altar of wanker worship.

But then, look at me. I'm some half angry half apathetic deushbag whining about something lots of people enjoy. I suppose i'm worried as to how these people's minds and their personalities will develop, but essentialy, i'm an optimist. I suppose, now i hope, that most twitterers are sane, and after all, Stephen Fry is on it.....


Furthermore, noone gives a damn about blogger.